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Privacy policy

Plain English on what we collect, why we collect it, and how to get it removed.

Last updated November 2026

What we collect

When you buy merch: your name, email, shipping address and order details. Payments are processed by Stripe — we never see or store your card number.

When you tip or donate: your name, email, amount and any message you choose to leave.

When you join the fan club: your name, email, optional birthday and which updates you want.

When you book or contact us: whatever details you send in the form, so we can reply.

How we use it

To fulfil orders, send receipts and tracking, and answer your messages.

To send the fan club updates you asked for. Every email includes an unsubscribe link, and unsubscribing stops all fan club mail from us.

To keep the site working and prevent abuse. We do not sell your data to anyone, ever.

Who we share it with

Stripe, to process payments. Our hosting and email providers, strictly to run this site and send the mail you asked for.

If a public wall of gratitude shows your message, it is only because you checked the box asking us to show it, and only after we review it. Your email address is never published.

Your choices

You can ask to see, correct or delete your data at any time by contacting us.

You can unsubscribe from fan club emails through the link in any of them, or by messaging us.

Order records are kept as long as needed for sales tax and accounting, even if you delete your marketing data.

Cookies

We keep your cart and a small anonymous visitor key in your browser's local storage so the store works. We do not use advertising cookies to follow you around the internet.